Are you Santa in disguise?

It looks like Santa isn't the only hard-working family man who lives in a land of snow with a dodgy beard and a fat belly to be given the sack this Christmas, gracing Liverpool with his presents (presence).

Inter have just confirmed that they have dismissed Rafael Benitez as coach, leaving him to spend Christmas in the snow-covered suburbs of Merseyside with his wife and daughters.

Let's hope his stay in Liverpool is as successful as the last time he packed up his belongings and headed for the city, where he decorated Anfield museum with a fifth European Cup, another FA Cup and a Charity Shield.

That means I can now add Rafa's name to my Christmas list along with Villa, Messi, Xavi, Iniesta and Kaka.

Well... we can all dream.