A programme which exercises the creative minds, promotes innovation and competition to solve every day problems with unique solutions.
Now the snow blizzard and slippery ice conditions have gripped the nation, it would be good if the budding inventors could think of something useful.
Instead of wheely suitcases, instant chip makers and finger painting for kids, why hasn't anyone invented slip-proof shoes or tyres that can't get stuck?
What about approaching Duncan Bannatyne with a formula for instant grit?
Maybe even a battery-powered mini David Cameron with an axe that can cut through the toughest of ice blocks.
Or wind-up plastic hot headed footballers like Joey Barton and Wayne Rooney who could clear driveways by stamping on the ice with their size 10 predators.
And if your vehicle gets stuck in the snow, what better way to fix it than a blow-up Simon Cowell doll, which you put under the car and inflate its head 100x.
My personal favourite would be the Jedward teddy, which when pressed, would hurl out a piercing screech, cringeworthy enough to crack even the toughest of ice spots.
Ice Ice Baby!
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